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Vol 878 - Feb. 17, 2010 - Strange Comparison - Jesus vs. Elvis
Twice weekly E-letter - StrangeCosmos.com - Time for something NEW - we never disappoint! Trapped at the office waiting for happy hour can be a snoozefest. No more. The Toilet Paper is daily email newsletter delivers the most shocking quotes, stats, facts, and lists about one noteworthy news topic each day. Laser sharp, bust out funny, and not afraid to cross the line. Sign up to make this happy hour part of your routine. IT'S STRANGE! CHECK IT OUT - CLICK ON THIS LINK! http://www.thetoiletpaper.com/?ref=30215 ------------------------ Are you ready to review the Best Humor, Coolest Pix and Political Parody on the Internet? Get ready to jump into something "Strange!" http://www.strangecosmos.com/index.html ================================== Strange 'Beauty' Quotes: Beauty is but skin deep, ugly lies the bone; Beauty dies and fades away, but ugly holds its own. - Anonymous "Beauty is only skin deep, and the world is full of thin skinned people." - Richard Armour "There are no ugly women; there are only women who do not know how to look pretty." - Antoine P. Berryer "Looks are so deceptive that people should be done up like food packages with the ingredients clearly labeled." - Helen Hudson "I'm tired of all this nonsense about beauty being only skin-deep. That's deep enough. What do you want, an adorable pancreas?" - Jean Kerr "The Snake Has All the Lines" "Any girl can be glamorous. All you have to do is stand still and look stupid." - Hedy Lamarr "The reason the all-American boy prefers beauty over brains is that the all-American boy can see better than he can think." - Farrah Fawcett Majors ================================== Today's Featured Humor : -) - Jesus vs. Elvis JESUS vs. ELVIS __________________ JESUS and ELVIS - Coincidence, or Cosmic Plan? JESUS was a carpenter. ELVIS' favorite high school class was wood shop. JESUS said: "Love thy neighbor." (Matthew 22:39) ELVIS said: "Don't be cruel." (RCA 1956) JESUS was part of the Trinity. ELVIS' very first band was a trio. JESUS walked on water. (Matthew 14:25) ELVIS surfed on water. (Blue Hawaii, Paramount:1965) JESUSS' entourage, the Apostles, had 12 members. ELVIS' entourage, the Memphis Mafia, had 12 members. JESUS said, "If any man thirst, let him come unto me, and drink." (John 7:37) ELVIS said, "Drinks on me!" (Jailhouse Rock, MGM:1957) JESUS said: "Man shall not live by bread alone." ELVIS liked his sandwiches with peanut butter and bananas. Mary, an important woman in JESUS' life, had an Immaculate Conception. Priscilla, an important woman in ELVIS' life, attended Immaculate Conception High School. JESUS H. CHRIST has 12 letters. ELVIS PRESLEY has 12 letters. No one knows what the "H" in "JESUS H. Christ" stood for. No one was really sure if ELVIS' middle name was "Aron" or "Aaron". JESUS had his famous Resurrection. ELVIS had the famous 1968 "comeback" TV special. JESUS lived in a state of grace, in a Near Eastern land. ELVIS lived in Graceland, in a nearly eastern state. 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