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Vol 924 - July 28, 2010 - Old is When ..
Twice weekly E-letter - StrangeCosmos.com - 3 NEW WEBSITE ENHANCEMENTS! We have added three new features that you have been asking for. 1. GAMES UPGRADE - TOURNAMENTS - NEW FORMAT - WIN CASH & PRIZES “NEW! Play free online games on Strange Cosmos now! Play your favorite games like Diner Dash, Cube Crasher and Bubble Town with your friends or by yourself. You can now invite your friends from Facebook to play and compete in Cash Tournaments and win fun prizes; get ready to compare each others’ scores!” NEW "OLD" GAMES ADDED! CLASSICS - FROGGER - PAC-MAN - ASTEROIDS !!!! http://www.strangecosmos.com/static/games.html 2. Auto Image Centering - no need to scroll down and center the image anymore! 3. New Utility Bar on top right and bottom of each image page which allows direct connect to 12 POPULAR Social Networking and News sites - FaceBook - MySpace - Reddit - Twitter - Digg - Stumbleupon - Yahoo - Google. Now it's easier than ever to share and store your favorite images and jokes! ------------------------ Are you ready to review the Best Humor, Coolest Pix and Political Parody on the Internet? Get ready to jump into something "Strange!" ================================== Classic Insults! A guy with your IQ should have a low voice too! Look, don't go to a mind reader; go to a palmist; I know you've got a palm. Make a mental note . . . oh, I see you're out of paper! Make somebody happy. Mind your own business. As useless as rubber lips on a woodpecker. ~ Earl Pitts ~ Don't feel bad. A lot of people have no talent! Don't get insulted, but is your job devoted to spreading ignorance? She's so ugly they used to put a pot roast in her lap so the dog would play with her. They just invented a new coffin just for you that goes over the head. It's for people who are dead from the neck up. ================================== Today's Featured Humor : -) - Old is When .. OLD IS WHEN ........ "OLD" IS WHEN..... Your sweetie says, "Let's go upstairs and make love," and you answer, "Honey, I can't do both!" "OLD" IS WHEN..... Your friends compliment you on your new alligator shoes and you're barefoot. "OLD" IS WHEN..... A sexy babe catches your fancy and your pacemaker opens the garage door. "OLD" IS WHEN..... Going bra-less pulls all the wrinkles out of your face. "OLD" IS WHEN..... You don't care where your spouse goes, just as long as you don't have to go along. "OLD" IS WHEN..... When you are cautioned to slow down by the doctor instead of by the police. "OLD" IS WHEN..... "Getting a little action" means I don't need to take any fiber today. "OLD" IS WHEN..... "Getting lucky" means you find your car in the parking lot. "OLD" IS WHEN..... An "all-nighter" means not getting up to pee ================================== Most Popular - Parody - News - Pix ================================== STRANGE POLICE GIF'S/ANIMATIONS - RIOT COP NAILED BY LARGE DRUM - http://www.strangecosmos.com/content/item/165233.html STRANGE CUSTOM MOPED'S AND SCOOTERS - http://www.strangevacations.com/content/item/165426.html STRANGE CUSTOM RUSSIAN MOTORCYCLES - BOX STYLE - http://www.strangeblondes.com/content/item/165867.html STRANGE ARMORED MILITARY MEDICAL VEHICLES, TRANSPORTS & AMBULANCES - http://www.strangemedical.com/content/item/165909.html JAPANESE PEARL HARBOR DEC 7, 1941 AERIAL PHOTOS - RARELY SEEN - GREAT AERIAL SHOT OF ATTACK - http://www.strangeoldepictures.com/content/item/165946.html 94 YR OLD GRANDMA CAUGHT SMUGGLING ARIZ/MEX BORDER - http://www.strangecollege.comcontent/item/166059.html STRANGE & UNUSUAL WEDDING DRESSES - CRAB APPLES - http://www.strangebusiness.com/content/item/166196.html STRANGE MILITARY TRANSPORT - CARGO - REFUELING - AWACS - http://www.strangeamericans.com/content/item/166236.html STRANGE ARMORED MOTORCYCLE - WHY? - http://www.strangedangers.com/content/item/166286.html OLDE TOUR de FRANCE BICYCLE RACING PIX - c.1930'S - 6 - http://www.strangefarmer.com/content/item/166288.html STRANGE BICYCLE RACING PROBLEMS - ACCIDENTS - SPILLS - FUN - SHE'S HOT! - http://www.strangetravel.com/content/item/166326.html FAMOUS OLDE FORMULA 1 CRASH - DRIVER EJECTED! - http://www.strangepersons.com/content/item/166340.html CANADIAN MILITARY JET CF-18 CRASHES AT ALBERTA AIRSHOW - PILOT EJECTS - 2 - http://www.strangevehicles.com/content/item/166377.html STRANGE HIGH SPEED ANIMAL PHOTOS - FROG LEAPING - http://www.strangezoo.com/content/item/166382.html CHILD LABOR HORROR STORIES - EARLY 1900'S PICTURES - BARBER SHOP - http://www.strangefunkidz.com/content/item/166392.html STRANGE STEERING WHEEL AND DASHBOARD - FROM THE 1950'S - http://www.strangeracer.com/content/item/166423.html STRANGE JAPANESE HOOK & LADDER - HIGH RISE FIRE TRUCK - http://www.strangepolice.com/content/item/166424.html STRANGE TRUCK MOUNTED JET ENGINE BLOWER AT ABANDONED AIRPORT - WHAT WAS THIS FOR? - http://www.strangemilitary.com/content/item/166425.html ================================== The Featured Pix Category This Week - ST - Strange Natural Formations - Sightseeing - Special Places & Locations http://www.strangetravel.com/content/category/100566_1.html ================================== The Top News Articles & Humor for the Week 10 Strange and Fascinating Medical Tales - http://www.strangepolitics.com/content/item/166184.html Classic Questions and Answers From Hollywood Squares - http://www.strangecelebrities.com/content/item/166374.html Strange Beer Brands, Types and Styles - http://www.strangesports.com/content/item/166426.html Strange "Bravery" Medals for Animals - http://www.strangefunvideos.com/content/item/166427.html ================================== The Featured New Category This Week - Inspirational - Make you Cry - 4 U Sensitive Types http://www.strangefunvideos.com/content/category/114_1.html ================================== Be Sure to Check Out All of the Recent New Additions at the "Strange" Family Websites New! --------------- NEW STRANGE WEBSITES!------------------- Old Pictures & Images - History - http://www.strangeoldepictures.com/ Farmers - Crops - Tractors - Farm Animals - http://www.strangefarmer.com/ Racing! - F1 - NASCAR - Dirt Bikes - http://www.strangeracer.com/ Blondes - Celebs - Models - Musicians - http:www.StrangeBlondes.com/ -----------NEW -------------New! ---------------New! ---------- Travel - Cruises - Destinations - http://www.strangetravel.com/ Kids - Teens - Moms - Parents - http://www.strangefunkidz.com/ Bad Bosses - Employees - Ads - http://www.strangebusiness.com/ Cops - Police - Criminals - Felons - http://www.strangepolice.com/ Weird and Goofy People - http://www.strangepersons.com/ All Your Favorite Folks- http://www.strangecelebrities.com/ Autos - Trucks - Nasty Accidents http://www.strangevehicles.com/ Hockey - Football - Soccer http://www.strangesports.com/ Troops - Jets - Warships - Tanks http://www.strangemilitary.com/ Pets - Dogs - Cats - Wild Animals http://www.strangezoo.com/ Politicians - Parodies - Liberals - NeoCons http://www.strangepolitics.com/ Hurricanes - Lightning – Tsunami’s - Dangers - Crashes http://www.strangedangers.com/ ========================== ********** This message printed on recyclable media*********** (Think about it!) 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