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SF - D - MISC FARM STUFF - FITS NO CATEGORY
SF - B - FARM BUILDINGS - BARNS - SILOS - CHICKEN COOPS - STABLES
SF - A - FARMERS - FARM WIVES - HIRED HANDS
SF - G - FARM ANIMALS - CRITTERS - GOOD & BAD - RABBITS - BUNNIES - FOX - COYOTE - MISC.
SF - F - FARM ANIMALS - FOWL - CHICKENS - ROOSTERS - DUCKS - GEESE - DUCKLINGS - TURKEYS


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THE BEST SEASON FOR BEING A FARMER IS:
 ALL OF THEM - THEY ARE ALL GREAT!
 FALL - WHEN THE CROPS COME IN - HARVEST
 SPRING - WHEN EVERYTHING IS NEW
 SUMMER - EVERYTHING IS GROWING
 WINTER - TOO COLD TO PLOW!
 
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A Strange Redneck Love Poem

A STRANGE REDNECK LOVE POEM

SUSIE LEE DONE FELL IN LOVE,
SHE PLANNED TO MARRY JOE.
SHE WAS SO HAPPY 'BOUT IT ALL,
SHE TOLD HER PAPPY SO.

PAPPY TOLD HER, SUSIE GAL,
YOU'LL HAVE TO FIND ANOTHER.
I'D JUST AS SOON YO' MA DON'T KNOW,
BUT JOE IS YO' HALF BROTHER.

SO SUSIE PUT ASIDE HER JOE
AND PLANNED TO MARRY WILL.
BUT AFTER TELLING PAPPY THIS,
HE SAID, 'THERE'S TROUBLE STILL.'

YOU CAN'T MARRY WILL, MY GAL,
AND PLEASE DON'T TELL YO' MOTHER.
BUT WILL AND JOE, AND SEVERAL MO'
I KNOW IS YO' HALF BROTHER.

BUT MAMA KNEW AND SAID, MY CHILD,
JUST DO WHAT MAKES YO' HAPPY.
MARRY WILL OR MARRY JOE;
YOU AIN'T NO KIN TO PAPPY.
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(Kinda brings a tear to yer eye, don't it?)

Submitted by Glen O.
 






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