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- Windows 2002 / Da Brooklyn Edition
Dear Consumas:
It has come ta our attention dat a coupola copies of da WINDOWS 2002/BROOKLYN EDITION may have accidentally bin shipped outsida Brooklyn. If ya got one a dese, you may need some help understandin' da commands.
Da Brooklyn edition may be recognized by da unique openin' screen. It reads:
"WINDAS 2002," wit a background picture of Grand Army Plaza. When you start da program, instead of da usual "harpy, stringy" music, you hear da teem from da Godfadda. It is also shipped wit a Sopranos screen sava.
Please also note:
Recycle Bin is labeled "Staten Island."
My Computer is called "My Friggin' Computa."
The Inbox is referred to as "Da Trunk."
Deleted Items are referred to as "Wacked," "Erased," or "Rubbed Out."
Dial up Networking is called "Da Bar."
Control Panel is known as the "Da Bosses."
Performin' an "illegal operation" is known as "enhancin' da family business"
and will actually maximize da program instead of shuttin' it down.
Hard Drive is referred to as "Da BQE Rush Hour."
Instead of an error message a "You ain't gonna friggin' believe dis!" pops up.
CHANGES IN TERMINOLOGY IN DA BROOKLYN EDITION:
OK..............Sure ting
Cancel..........Fugetaboudit
Reset...........Start Ova
Yes.............Yeah
No..............Nah
Find............Put a contract out on
Browse..........Get a looksee
Back............U toin
Help............Help ain't available - youse don't need no stinkin'help
Stop............Knock it off
Start...........Move it!
Settings........Here's d' Rules
Also note dat any voice recognition software run on da BROOKLYN EDITION platform don't recognize da letter "R."
Some programs and uddah accessories dat are exclusive to WINDAS 2002:
Typa............A word processin' program
Printa..........Printer
Calculata.......Calculator
Solitaire........Seven Card Stud
We regret any inconvenience it may have caused if you received a copy of da BROOKLYN EDITION. You may return it to Microsoft for a replacement version.
Youse got a problem wit dat?
BILL ("4 eyes") GATES
Submitted by Ann S.
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